Midnight Moonshine 100 Proof Moonshine
With an age of less than thirty days!
Bottled in a Mason jar, this is supposed to be reminiscent of moonshine (AKA corn likker, AKA white lightning, AKA white dog, AKA liver varnish), and it does a good job.
Other snobs who expect their whiskey to be aged might have turned up their nose upon seeing the less than 30 days old label.
Georgia Moon is clear, and upon twisting off the cap is a potent tang of sour liquor, followed by the smell of sweet corn.