Lost Abbey Inferno Ale 750ml Corruption, Greed and Lust, theyre all represented on he books today. Tomorrow theyll be stringing Gluttony, Desire and Sloth. Go ahead, tell yourself youre better than all of them. But you cant. Hell can be funny like that. Down here its all just sin. Everyone here is screwed just like you. They dont care who you sliced, diced or cheated. No one is escaping this heinous place. Your roommate is an axe murderer. Eerily, hes not threatening. How can he be? The Fallen Angel owns your body, mind and soul. As such, no one can take your life. Its already been taken. Or was it given? Neither matters. Did you seriously think you were living a virtuous life? At least Satan serves beer in Hell. He brews it himself right there in that flame stoked cauldron. Rumor has it the beer is straw yellow, bone dry and simply labeled Inferno.
